So Sugoi.

PLEASE.

• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch
• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Amazing, the only enjoyable one
• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: um
• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: alcohol
• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: fridge
• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when : I noticed the dog staring at us in the doorway depressingly
• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: ice cubes
• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: um hold the bitch down damn
• 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: idfk man
• 10: Top or bottom? either
• 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]: hi
• 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?: um
• 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: chips under my bed
• 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: butterbuns
• 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: i don't like throwing up id rather be kissing kthx
• 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: don't touch my butt jezuz stop no o god no
• 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]: tastes like chicken
• 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: not if you gonna finish ya bussinezz
• 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? ew no sexy teachers but this one ugly teacher wears short dresses with her legs open, put pancake vagina away pls b4 i puke
• 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: stawburries
• 21: How big is too big: don't hurt me blak mamba
• 22: One sexual thing you would never do: dont break my butt
• 23: Biggest turn on: eyes
• 24: Three spots that drive you insane: dont touch my back dont touch my feet dont touch my ears/neck
• 25: Worst possible time to get horny: gtfo im trying to do skewl man
• 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: okay
• 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: i had a dream of being cheated on and cried
• 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: stop now
• 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: hey nice nose
• 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: wtf
• 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: what does it mean
• 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin": if they msnewbooty, we are fukin
• 33: What your favorite part of your body: eyes
• 34: Favorite foreplay activities: snuggle me and uh pat mah head
• 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]: Love > sex
• 36: What do you wear to bed? pajamas
• 37: When was the first time you masturbated: i was on a mountain man so intense
• 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? no fuk that
• 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? I was raped.
• 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Stop reminding me of what happened at the park.
• 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? no
• 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? this bitch on tv fapped using her laundry basket i lold
• 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? is that y they have a teachers lounge
• 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? id fall out, no
• 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? shut up and sleep with me loljk
• 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? cheezburgers
• 47: Most attractive celebrity? JOHHNY DEPP
• 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? I saved liiek 100 pics of naked asian men on my friends laptop
• 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? oh man its 3 weeks old damn
• 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? hope not
• 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? not being loved
• 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) i have them since 6th grade idk y maybe im fat
• 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) wtf no
• 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? cute
• 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? perfect
• 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? t-bone steak
• 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? i dnt have a significant other
• 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?): no
• 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? ya if he would d8 me
• 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? id shoot myself omg not rly but dam
• 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? fuk no
• 62: Do you watch porn? for lol
• 63: How small is too small? no
• 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? because i like anime mom says i a freak
• 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? i kissed alex and i want to b with him so ya
• 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? wat
• 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? ew pubes r gross
• 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? no
• 70: Booty or Boobs? booty booty booty booty rokin errywhar
• 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? edward cullen
• 72: Have you ever been on an official date? ya
• 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) once because i realized who i rly love
• 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? black mamba
• 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) NOOOOOOOOO
• 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? SHOOT MYSELF
• 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina: wtf thats it?
• 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? show it to everyone, pee in public, use a urinal, draw in the snow with it, fuk hors,